Wednesday, December 3, 2008

My email to Santa...using the provided template of course...

"Merry Christmas Daniel!" from EmailSanta

Toei,
Japan

Eeew!  Who licked the screen!!

Dear Santa-san,

My name is Daniel. I am a boy and I am already 27 years old!! I live in the great city of Toei. Of course, that's in Japan, but I'll bet you knew that!! This year I've been so good that, well, ok, maybe my halo has been to the repair shop a few times this year.

Santa, some things I might like for Christmas this year are:
- New Butt;
- cure for herpes; and,
- 10 pound sack of paper money.

Love, Daniel

I want a new butt for Christmas too.  I think they're really kewl!

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