Asahi Off: The Official Review

Smug little DH, up there on his mountain, posting negative words about a beer he has never even tried. And what's worse, he tells others that they shouldn't drink it either. What's that all about? Well, DH, just to spite you, here is my review of Asahi Off. I wasn't planning on trying it but after I read your 'speculatin', I decided, it's my body, I do what I want!

First thing, Asahi Off sucks. This beer's aroma is cringe worthy, it's got that mystery adjunct syrup smell to it. Hell, they might have thrown some potatoes in too. The taste is worse than the smell. It has no hops and no malt flavor. They didn't even try to pretend with this one. The can says "OFF" and then under that it says "ORIGINAL INGREDIENTS". I think this means Asahi turned off the original ingredients (hops and malt) so you could taste the raw essence of pea peptide and soy protein. Asahi has reached a new low. And now, after a thorough and thoroughly disgusting tasting and review, Good Beer Country Boys can officially say, don't drink Asahi Off. I know what the picture looks like but, I am using my middle finger to steady the glass. I am definitely not flipping Asahi the bird for this filth I have to review to maintain the integrity of the blog.